I Mess With Texas
Are you brave enough to mess with Texas, huh? This shirt is 100% guaranteed to get a reaction. Giggity-giggity-giggity-giggity, let's have sex! Shirt: 10, bucks Shipping: 3, bucks Messing with Texas: Priceless
Disclaimer
Righteous Fashion is not responsible for any actions related to the wearing of this shirt. Fat chicks need love too... but they gotta pay! If you get beaten up by a really, really, Quagmire-sized Texan, it is your own fault. You shouldn't have messed with Texas.
BYUSA
No organization does more to improve the resumes of students than BYUSA. Where else can you pretend you represent the students, huh? 10 bucks for the shirt and 3 bucks for shipping.
BYUSA Facts
Founded in 1988, BYUSA is "the official student-run association on campus." The president of BYUSA very well may be the only student geschmoigan president in the country with no real authority. Hey, that's just crazy enough to work!
Testing Center All Star
giggity the most exclusive club on campus; the Testing Center All Stars. Only 100 members will be allowed in EVER! OH! Admission is 10 bucks and we'll send you this cool shirt for 3 bucks more.
All Star Membership Privileges
- Unscientifically performed studies show that test performance is increased when wearing this t-shirt. Giggity
- Testing center employees envy you.
- Exclusivity: Only 99 others people are as cool as you!